1senayl:

haa haaa i had tooooo

2 days ago   2,069 notes   via / source

grahampal:

heads up, you can buy these for around £2 on ebay

3 days ago   42,137 notes   via / source

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

3 days ago   455,145 notes   via / source

mangalho:

you dont even know

3 days ago   3,925 notes   via / source

PSA for everyone writing term research papers right now

dynastylnoire:

carryonteamfreewill:

Mendeley is the greatest program ever

I want to weep with joy every time I use it

Just click a button when you pull up an article and it will automatically save it to your library

And cite it for you

And you can use it on your mobile devices

And it’s free

Just download it and you won’t have so many urges to kill everyone in sight while writing a research paper

image

Thank you so much!

3 days ago   113,771 notes   via / source

wreckedteens:

wearing a black bra and black underwear cause you’re a fierce bitch

3 days ago   217,164 notes   via / source

wyarts:

If you say “Tsukki” fast enough, it does start to sound like “suki” eventually

(´∀`)♡

…Sorta.

3 days ago   420 notes   via

freckledcrow:

【腐】HQログ by ほいこ

※Permission to upload was given by the artist. Redistribution to other sites and editing without permission is not allowed.

3 days ago   108 notes   via

steppingoncellphones:

Original: 【腐】HQログ
Artist: ほいこ
Translation: steppingoncellphones
Translated and posted with artist's permission.
3 days ago   1,789 notes   via
3 days ago   985 notes   via
Theme by © kingofmockingjay powered by Tumblr.